Today was the first time I have ever been to a Black Friday sale, and holy fuck I can not believe that no one had told me prior that it was so easy to fuck with people who are working and shopping. I got to Walmart with my brother Ed at 5am and the fun began.
I don’t think you can hear the audio well but here I told Ed to ask the employee if Greeting Cards were on Special. The poor girl had no idea what to say.
Here I ask a lady if the Dry Erase Boards were are sold out or if there were any left
That is all the video I captured, but I promise you that was not all the fun I had. I pretty much just pushed my cart around where the biggest groups of people were and I did everything I could do to get in the way. I was constantly ranting and raving to my brother that Answering machines were put on special and that we needed to hurry up and grab one while they were available.
I bought my nephew a fucking awesome Dart gun and kept telling my brother that Grandma was gonna love her new toy. Here is a video of the gun I bought my 4yr old nephew.
The funniest thing I think I did was with the guy next to line with me. His cart was filled with board games, small products, and a 42 in flatscreen. I looked at his cart and said, “wow you got that on sale, how much is that going for?” Ecstatically he replied, “yea man I got this for only $250!” I replied, “HOLY SHIT 250 bucks for Connect Four?” After he wiped the dumbfounded look from his face he said, “oh that was 10 I thought you meant the TV.”
I pretty sure I did a stand up job of fucking with people and I will never miss another Black Friday.