So my nephew D-Town just told me about the shenanigans that him and his buddy Crazy Locos got into this weekend. (I left their real names out of this because they are minors.
On Friday during school, these little shit heads decided to spend 14 bucks to buy up all the cookies in the lunch line so that no other kid would be able to enjoy any. It was my nephew’s idea, but his pal was there to convince him that it was worth doing. See my nephew knows that they make all the cookies for the next week on Friday, so there will be no cookies this coming week. Once word was spread around school about this feat many kids threatened to kick their ass.
Friday Night Crazy Loco stayed the night with my nephew and since my brother and his wife were out they left them money to order a pizza. When they called the pizza place they ordered a cheese pizza; when the delivery man showed up Crazy Locos sat in a recliner and pretended to be retarded while my nephew paid. 10 min later they called the pizza place yelling that they received the wrong pizza, just to see if they could get a free pizza out of it.
It worked a 2nd pizza was delivered an hour later. When the driver showed up Crazy Locos came walking out of the kitchen with only a sock covering his wang ala Red Hot Chili Peppers (Link is NSFW) as he passed the door where the delivery man was to head up stairs he turned back and said, “bye” to the poor driver. My nephew said the pizza guy almost fell back from shock. I wouldn’t have believed them had I not been shown the pic. I would have posted it, but that’s on some kiddie porn shit and I’m trying to stay free.
On Sat these kids ordered another pizza and this time a lady dropped the pizza off. When she got there Crazy Loco opened the door holding the family kitten. The lady instantly went on about how she loved cats and began petting the kitty. Crazy Loco stared into the lady’s eyes and said, “thanks for petting on my pussy.” as she looked at him with disgust my nephew just closed the door in her face.
I don’t know about you but these kids are en route to becoming Grade A Assholes, and I’m proud to say that my Nephew got a little of this from being around me. :) Crazy Locos earned mad respect point for having the stones to walk around in a cock sock just from jokes.