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BlogThursday, July 29th, 2010

In honor of the one month that America allows my African American brethren to honor their history I have compiled a list of black woman that I have been in love with over the years. I’m not sure if you remember but last year I blogged about Kick ass Black dudes in 80s movies. You can refresh yourself to that post HERE

I think I will go in some sort of a Timeline

Pam Grier

Holy Hell I had to put Ms. Grier first cause She’s been putting wood in dude’s pants way before I was born, and by the time I was old enough to get wood she still had it.

Janet Jackson – Different Strokes Years

Man would I have killed for a Nip Slip in those days.

Lisa Bonet (Denise Huxtable)

She had it all Looks, style, quirkiness, and you can’t say that Erykah Badu wouldn’t be what she is today had it not been for Lisa Bonet.

Shari Headly – Akeem’s girl from Coming to America

Man I don’t know what else to say other than, “yep she did it for me.”

Eddie Murphy Knew what was up cause not only did he have Shari in his movie but my next two picks also shared screen time with Mr. Murphy.

Lela Rochon

She had me as Sunshine in Harlem Nights, and I was hooked. Her roll in Boomerang reassured my love I’d take her Hammertime toes and all.

Jasmine Guy

From Stuck up Whitley to Crazy ass Dominique LaRue in Harlem Nights. She could put a root on me any day. I have some John Congeroo so I’ll be ok.

Robin Givens

If you ain’t fucking with my list right now you’re either gay or Dog the Bounty Hunter

Stacey Dash

Amazingly Beautiful How could you not be in love with her?

Whitney Houston

Yea I know she’s all Cracky and shit but man when I saw the Bodygaurd I was hooked
Karen Parsons (Hillary Banks)

Jazz was on to something!!!!
Oh Yea Left one out

STILL JUST KIDDING!!!!!

So now that I have listed a lot of my older crushes I will go ahead of post currents

Paula Patton

She has to be one of the most beautiful woman on the planet. Watch Deja Vu if you wanna see why Robin Thicke is a lucky lucky man.

Alicia keys

Great voice, amazing pianist, sexy, and have you seen the pooper? I saw her in concert and almost lost a GF cause I was hypnotized by her dumper.

Megan Goode

YOWZA! I first saw her on Disney’s Jett Jackson, Thought she was pretty, but never knew she would grown into that.
Lauren London

I almost DQ’d her for allowing that Alien Lil Wayne to enter her and put a kid in her, but man I just want to eat her up

Rihanna

The Cover says it all

Beyonce

Beyonce is killing shit right now, I put two pictures just to show her everyday beauty and her made up hotness. If my Fam was in the KKK I would still have no qualms about bringing her home. Jay Z could never put out another rap album and still be on top of the world. Actually all raps would end in I’m banging Beyonce.

Well this concludes my list I hope you enjoy it.

HOW THE FUCK DID I FORGET THESE 2? Thank You Poor Vida Joel and BeexNice

Halle Barry

Gabrielle Union

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