Yup that fucking Kick ass dude with a Bad Ass Mustache atop that glorious steed is my dad, and YES! he kicks fucking ass.

From Kicking ass for all the shit he has done for me, to kicking ass because of all the shit he has done to embarrass or keep me down; My dad is one bad ass mother fucker. it would take a month of blogs to tell his stories so I will just tell you that my Dad is the only guy I know who can say thank you and it be rude.

Here is the contest. I want you to submit you reasons that your father kicks more ass than my dad, and who ever has the best reason will win something special.

Just to let you know Nothing you will say will make me think your dad has a chance and kicking my dad’s ass, so the winner will be who I think who’s dad has the best chance at coming close.

I just found out that American Apparel is having an ass contest where the winner gets to model underwear for them. The cool thing about it is that they are taking online submission, and you get to vote on who wins. I have to say HOLY FUCK there are some great asses on this site. I’m not saying I just got done doing this 10 min ago, but someone could spend hours looking ass. Its funny to see some of the names of the people who have submitted pics; Donk was my favorite. What does bother me is that many great asses are getting low ranks. I think most white folks ain’t ready for Dat Ass!!!

Guys this is getting a low rank

I urge my readers to go vote and make sure some skinny hipster ass doesn’t win.