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Littleton, N.C. - A Littleton woman is accused of beating up her brother during a family argument over day-old potato salad and steaks, according to the Halifax County Sheriff’s Office.

Maj. Bruce Temple said investigators believe that Brightstar Putney Mills, 45, assaulted her brother while he was being held down by Donnell Bryant Sr., 46, of Littleton.

The victim was beaten unconscious and suffered a fractured eye socket and a severe cut above the eye, Temple said. He was brought to Halifax Regional Medical Center, then transferred to UNC Hospitals in Chapel Hill.

Mills, 45, was charged with assault inflicting serious bodily injury and assault with a deadly weapon. She was placed in the Halifax County jail under a $5,000 bond and was scheduled to appear in court June 30.

Bryant faces charges of assault inflicting serious bodily injury and felonious restraint. He remains at large.

Potato Salad so good it makes you wanna slap yo brotha?

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The Associated Press reports:

SAN DIEGO – A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.

Superior Court Judge Frank Brown on Monday sentenced Weusi McGowan for robbery, burglary and two assault charges stemming from the feces-flinging incident during his January trial.

McGowan, who attorneys say suffers from mental illness, had asked for a mistrial because he believed jurors had seen him in restraints when he entered the courtroom.

Several days after his request was denied, McGowan pulled out a bag of excrement he had hidden in his clothing, rubbed it on his lawyer and tossed it at the jury, hitting one juror’s computer case.

Not the smartest way to get the Jury on your side. One can only think that shit like his would never happen with Bull and Roz on the clock.