Here is a small clip that Addiel G shot while I was doing VIPish things in the VIP area during Allstar Weekend. Check out all the Celebs I see.

Lets face it Work sucks, and unless you are one of the lucky ones who actually love their jobs then you will read and share this blog with all your co-workers.

I have enlisted the help of Employee extraordinaire, ADDIEL FUCKING G, to hit you all with a list of ways to make the work day go by. A lil back ground info on AG he has unsuccessfully worked for Nordstrom, UPS, and Comp USA.

How to make the work day breeze by and maybe make work enjoyable

1. Start Rumors – go ahead and tell people that you saw the boss holding hands with another dude, or that you saw Laura the office skank walking into the bathroom with a pregnancy test. Nothing says fun and time waster like making shit up about co workers and seeing what it spirals into.

2. Steal Office Supplies – Why shouldn’t you have 34 cases of Bic pens sitting around your house? Hell one day you just might finally decided to write that epic novel, and if you take enough Post Its you might be able to be this cool one day.

3. Think of excuses for being late/missing work – your grandparents can only die twice, and you can only have so many flat tires. Use this time to cook up many excuses Family pets are good, and I even know one person who had his whole office thinking that he was married with a kid when he was neither.

4. Have fun with Paper Clips - to start slow you can make a paper clip jumper

or if you are stuck in a shit job for years you can revert to #2 and one day build something like this

5. Walk around everywhere and look like you are doing things - I use to do this often when I worked at a Highschool. I would roam the halls aimlessly pretending I was doing shit.

6. Type up a word document – pounding away at the keys sure does make someone look busy, and you could be typing shit like, “i hate this job i hope the boss dies tonight.” and as long as you sell it right you, you will always look busy doing it.

7. Just don’t work - I mean fuck it your job sucks, and you’re probably getting fired next week anyways so just fucking sit around not doing shit. Hell they might label you the crazy person and will leave you alone and keep you on payroll out of fear.

Slacked off a little on the mixes as of late so I figured I would put something together for you all

Download Feb Mix

Be prepared to hear a lil Public Enemy, Common, Biggie, Talib Kweli, Nas, and more.

You might remember a few weeks back I posted about ordering some ID Jordans through the 23/25 program. (Read about it here)
They came in, and boy am I stoaked with how they came out. I also think its dope that I am 12 out of 575 people who were able to partake in this program. Lemme know what ya’ll think of my color way.

Once again I am honored and Lucky to be able to be part of this. Shout out to Project 2050 and to DB at Jordan Brand

Official Invite:  Jordan Brand’s 23/25 Energy Space @ NBA All-Star 2010

Location: 2350 Victory Park Lane, Dallas, TX 75219 (adjacent to W Hotel Victory Park)
Dates: Thursday February 11th – Sunday February 14th, 2010
Times: 11am to 12am midnight

ID23 Customization: Be the first to customize your AJ2010’s!

AJ2010 Shoe Laser Etching: Get your favorite pair of kicks customized using the latest in laser etching technology
Jordan Shoe Gallery: Witness the evolution of Air Jordan with a visual retrospective of each Jordan shoe spanning from 1 to 24
Michael Jordan Hall of Fame: Take a peek at relics from “the vault” that helped define Jordan’s historic milestones and championship moments
Live Social Mosaic: Share your favorite MJ moment(s) with your friends! logon to (www.jumpman23.com) for a sneak peek.
Interactive Wall: Multi touch experience that lets users explore the 25 years of Air Jordan
Microsoft Surface Technology: Microsoft Surface tables deliver an engaging experience focusing on the Air Jordan 2010’s design and development.
Appearances by athletes including: Many of your favorite Jordan athletes, list is too long to name!
Meet and Greet: with AJ2010’s designer – Mark Smith
Musical Entertainment: DJ’s Bobbito Garcia, Rich Medina, MC Lyte, FishrPryce, A1, Bizi, Big Bink (97.9 The Beat)
Special Live Performances:  Wale, Bun B, Jadakiss and many more
Premium Giveaways:  Supplies won’t last (first come, first serve)

Guys its been a while, so I hope you enjoy this.

I just found out that American Apparel is having an ass contest where the winner gets to model underwear for them. The cool thing about it is that they are taking online submission, and you get to vote on who wins. I have to say HOLY FUCK there are some great asses on this site. I’m not saying I just got done doing this 10 min ago, but someone could spend hours looking ass. Its funny to see some of the names of the people who have submitted pics; Donk was my favorite. What does bother me is that many great asses are getting low ranks. I think most white folks ain’t ready for Dat Ass!!!

Guys this is getting a low rank

I urge my readers to go vote and make sure some skinny hipster ass doesn’t win.

In honor of the one month that America allows my African American brethren to honor their history I have compiled a list of black woman that I have been in love with over the years. I’m not sure if you remember but last year I blogged about Kick ass Black dudes in 80s movies. You can refresh yourself to that post HERE

I think I will go in some sort of a Timeline

Pam Grier

Holy Hell I had to put Ms. Grier first cause She’s been putting wood in dude’s pants way before I was born, and by the time I was old enough to get wood she still had it.

Janet Jackson – Different Strokes Years

Man would I have killed for a Nip Slip in those days.

Lisa Bonet (Denise Huxtable)

She had it all Looks, style, quirkiness, and you can’t say that Erykah Badu wouldn’t be what she is today had it not been for Lisa Bonet.

Shari Headly – Akeem’s girl from Coming to America

Man I don’t know what else to say other than, “yep she did it for me.”

Eddie Murphy Knew what was up cause not only did he have Shari in his movie but my next two picks also shared screen time with Mr. Murphy.

Lela Rochon

She had me as Sunshine in Harlem Nights, and I was hooked. Her roll in Boomerang reassured my love I’d take her Hammertime toes and all.

Jasmine Guy

From Stuck up Whitley to Crazy ass Dominique LaRue in Harlem Nights. She could put a root on me any day. I have some John Congeroo so I’ll be ok.

Robin Givens

If you ain’t fucking with my list right now you’re either gay or Dog the Bounty Hunter

Stacey Dash

Amazingly Beautiful How could you not be in love with her?

Whitney Houston

Yea I know she’s all Cracky and shit but man when I saw the Bodygaurd I was hooked
Karen Parsons (Hillary Banks)

Jazz was on to something!!!!
Oh Yea Left one out

STILL JUST KIDDING!!!!!

So now that I have listed a lot of my older crushes I will go ahead of post currents

Paula Patton

She has to be one of the most beautiful woman on the planet. Watch Deja Vu if you wanna see why Robin Thicke is a lucky lucky man.

Alicia keys

Great voice, amazing pianist, sexy, and have you seen the pooper? I saw her in concert and almost lost a GF cause I was hypnotized by her dumper.

Megan Goode

YOWZA! I first saw her on Disney’s Jett Jackson, Thought she was pretty, but never knew she would grown into that.
Lauren London

I almost DQ’d her for allowing that Alien Lil Wayne to enter her and put a kid in her, but man I just want to eat her up

Rihanna

The Cover says it all

Beyonce is killing shit right now, I put two pictures just to show her everyday beauty and her made up hotness. If my Fam was in the KKK I would still have no qualms about bringing her home. Jay Z could never put out another rap album and still be on top of the world. Actually all raps would end in I’m banging Beyonce.