Ok so lets say that The Zombie onslaught has begun and you’re still lucky enough to be alive; well now the first thing you need to figure out is where you are going to hold up and hide for protection. Seeing that I have had 100 to many discussions on this topic I will share my thoughts and hopefully you will leave a comment and share yours.
1. Gun store – Ok so when the zombie come you are going to want to have some kind of weaponry to fight of the hordes, and when it comes to killing zombies off nothing says, “FUCK YOU MR. ZOMBIE” like guns. And there is no better place than your local gun shop to be at.
We all know the pros to holding up at a gun shop is so let me get to the cons: Most likely the Gun store owner/employees have already hunkered down in the gun shop and they are taking out all comers with extreme prejudice. I mean have you ever seen the fuckers that work at gun stores? They can’t fucking wait to have a good and legal reason to kill.
another con is soon you will run out of food and you don’t want to be the one who is eating bullets.
2. Walmart – Now this is where I said I would want to go because Walmart has everything from Food, entertainment, and shotguns. To me Walmart was the ideal place to set up camp, until AddielG came to the plate with some realness. Addiel pointed out that the one reason that Walmart is a a bad look is that there are just way too many entrances, and entrances = zombies. I talked this over with Mes, and he trumped me and came up with Sam’s Club or Cost-Co. With these 2 stores you have everything you get at Walmart minus the guns with a lot less doors.
3. My House – Yea I know it looks creepy, but hear me out.
I live in a small town 15.7 miles from Dallas. Now when Z Day (which I will start calling it) hits Big cities will be the first spot swarming with These Brain Fiending fuckheads, and seeing that Zombies aren’t the smartest I don’t think they’d be smart enough to walk all the way towards my crib to feed; plus since I live a good quarter mile from the street there is good time to see what is coming our way and give us enough time to take them out accordingly.
Holy shit I never thought anything on Jimmy FAILlon would ever be funny, but leave it to Artie Fucking Lange to help put some laughs onto that bore of a show, and OMG I love Olivia Munn. Not only does she hold her on with comic HEAVYWEIGHT Lange, but she looks amazing while doing it. Its all about Ass Ass in your Face. Artie Lange is the main reason I miss having Sirius and the Howard Stern Show. Damn Remember Her in Playboy and she didn’t even have to get nude.
Cutting shit up is the homey Rockwell (Houston Bum) and DJ Presto (Vegas) I don’t know Presto but from what I am told he is a good dude and this is his Octagon. Just like Q Berts
All aspiring DJs Watch this!!!!!!! P.S. I see DJ Phenom (LA BUM/DJ City/ Network GURU) chillin in the vid, and shout out to DJ Playboy for filming
This little kid is the shit I remember first seeing him on Human Giant and I thought he was the shit, then he was in Role Models where he stole the fucking show.
I still laugh at this
This is by far my favorite part. “The Language is English, and this motha fucka just tried to grab my hang down.
For only being 13 this kid has great comedic timing, and has already been in a handful of projects; from Couldy with a Chance of Meatballs, Tracy Morgan show, and Even 30 Rock. Peep this clip of Bobb’e from Human Giant
and last but not least you gotta see his Bro Mitzvah video. I hope to see this lil dude in more things to come
is snack pack is done in the spirit of Halloween. I used a bunch of joints from Gore flicks, and shitty to classic horror flicks…hope you like, its quite a bit darker than I usually provide…
Ah yes I know that Zombies have been the new cool thing as of late, but to be honest my peeps and I have been on some Zombie preparation for a hot second. We’ve gone as far as to figure out what will bring on the Zombie onslaught.
We figured that a rabies epidemic would hit a shitty third world country and with health care being piss poor it would spread quickly; also with the dirtiness of said shanty-town after bodies of the dead would start piling up next to open sewage then of course it would soon mutate. This mutation of Rabies would become super rabies, and from there it would turn into what we know as the Zombie Flu. How will Super Rabies get to us you ask? Easy, seeing that rabies takes a while to go full blown, some stupid American will catch rabies and it will mutate while in the air bringing Super Rabies as he lands. Think of the Movie Outbreak and how Patrick Dempsey’s character Jimbo gets a monkey from Africa and bam virus starts spreading in the good ol US of A
This post is just the beginning of many Zombie Tip/ Zombie Question blogs that I will try to post weekly depending on how this is accepted/loved/demanded.
Now that we have given you how Zombie come about I will leave with the first tip. Double Barrel/Break-Away Shotguns are not a good weapon in the war against Zombies. If you’ve seen Zombieland then you should agree. The problem is reload time; I get that you want the power of a shotgun, but with the break away you only get two shots, and you’re waisting ample time when realoading. if you want to go way of the shotgun I suggest going with any pump action shotgun, and if you’re extremely lucky you can rock a Saiga or AA-12
I hope this will help at least one person when the zombies come!
Well I guess my blog is starting to get a lil buzz going around the Lazernet because I am starting to get emails from different companies asking to blog about them. Some bad some good, and Here is one of the goods. Radii (ray-dee-eye) is a Southern Californian company that launched in 2008, and has already gained a clientele list such as, Jay Z, Gwen Stefani, Black Eyed Peas, Gym Class Hereos, and Day 26.
Headquartered in Southern California, Radii (ray-dee-eye) Footwear brings an unbridled passion for art and couture to the world of sneakers and high-end footwear. Launched in 2008, Radii, defined as a range of influence, set forth to show there is no limit to fashion, opportunity and creative style. Radii Footwear’s goal is to exceed the expectations of the current consumer climate by offering quality products, creative concepts, comfort and value at competitive price points. Radii Footwear’s creative team thrives off of the principles of functionality and fashion forward ingenuity ensuring customer satisfaction. From futuristic designs and materials, to classic styling and detailing, each shoe exudes confidence for the ambitious forward-thinkers of the world. Led by Founder and Creator, Casey Arisohn, Radii Footwear continues to push the envelope with untraditional takes on a traditional shoe. Since its inception in 2008, Radii Footwear has seen rapid growth within its first six (6) months of business with domestic and international sales surpassing the seven figure mark (Taken from Company’s profile)
Here are a few pics from the new line and the prices range from $85-120 bucks.
These shoes to me seem like a mix of Creative Recreations, and Supra Skytops. My favorites are the purples, and the silver and black joints. Hopefully good things are in store for 26 yr old Arisohn, and Radii footwear. Fresher Pryce will mos def keep an eye out on their doings, and will let you all know.
By now you should know that Addiel G is the super homey, and that he usually has his camera with him; well now that dude has lights and is starting to learn how to use them and shit, so expect many pics to come. He says that I am going to be his guinea pig.
Also notice all the random crazy header pics? Those were all Addiel G
They can’t fucking wait to have a good and legal reason to kill.
If you’ve seen Zombieland then you should agree. The problem is reload time; I get that you want the power of a shotgun, but with the break away you only get two shots, and you’re waisting ample time when realoading. if you want to go way of the shotgun I suggest going with any pump action shotgun, and if you’re extremely lucky you can rock a Saiga or AA-12
