Most fucking Awesome Black Guys in 80s Movies

I was watching Kickboxer last night and realized that the coolest guy in the movie was the black cab driver, and this led me to start thinking of all the 80s movies with awesome black characters. Since it is still Black History Month I figured I would blog my list of the Awesomest fucking dudes ever. These guys pretty much stole spotlight in white dominant movies, and for this I salute them.

1. Claude Brooks as Clinton in Hiding Out: I mean who didn’t want to be that bad mother fucker Clinton; not only did he walk around with a tough looking posse who at any moment would start beat boxing and rapping, but he pretty much was the reason John Cryer’s character got into the class president race. My hat is off to you Clinton.

2. Donald Fullilove as Goldie Wilson: who doesn’t remember the rags to riches story given to us in Back to the Future? Ask any of my peoples who their favorite BTTF character is and I’m sure they will tell you Mayor Goldie. This bad ass went from cleaning the diner to cleaning the streets of Hill Valley; you can’t beat that.

3. Ernie Hudson as Winston Zeddmore in Ghostbusters: Need I say More?

4. Billie Dee Williams as Lando Calrissian in Star Wars V The Empire Strikes Back: Colt 45 drikers everywhere will agree that Lando’s smooth playalistic ass stole the show in Empire. He went for self when attempting to sell his boy Han Solo out, but when double crosses by Vader’s hating ass he pulled out his pimp hand and helped out the good guys.

5. Jive Talkers from Airplane best scene in a great movie

6. Meshach Taylor as Hollywood Montrose in Mannequin:

JUST KIDDING

7. Albert Collins as the blues singer in Adventures in Babysitting: Can’t noone leave here without singing the blues!

8. O.J. Simpson as Detective Nordburg in Naked Gun: Who doesn’t love a character who constantly gets the business end of the shit stick?

9. James Earl Jones as Thulsa Doom in Conan the Barbarian: forget the Govenator Thulsa Doom kicks the most ass; I mean Conan is a bitch name compared to T. Doom.

10. Scatman Crothers as Dick Hallorann in The Shining: A cool black name with awesome mystical powers is always a winner for me, and even though He catches a bad one I will never forget this character. He pretty much let everyone know that some ill shit was bout to go down in that creepy ass hotel.

11. Bubba Smith at Moses Hightower in Police Academy: a 6′7 Florist turn Cop, yeah that pretty much = extreme badass. Do you not remember how he sonned those racist redneck cops? all I’m saying is if I was a criminal Officer Hightower could scare me straight.

Now this list was in no particular order, but I saved the most baddest of all motherfuckers for last on this list.

Louis Gossett jr. as Col. Charles ‘Chappy’ Sinclair in Iron Eagle: You don’t get more bad ass that Chappy I mean even though he was in the pussy Air Force chappy was a no nonsense take no shit kinda guy. He took a young pansy ass Doug Masters and his punk ass friends and turned shaped them up into a bad ass team and then took Doug and flew him over to some Middle Eastern country where they wrecked shit and fucked bitches up, and even though some bitch made pilot took him down it was his words that go Doug to finish the Job; also them bitches really couldn’t see Chappy and he survived that shit like 50 Cent.

I hope you enjoy this list, and if not FUCK YOU.