A teenage girl “averted a tragedy” by calling 911 from inside a wildly weaving car to report her mother, who ended up being charged with drunken driving, New York State Police said.

Jamie S. Hicks, 48, of Islip, New York, was charged with felony driving under the influence and was released on bail,
According to investigators, Hicks was behind the wheel of a 1995 Buick LeSabre Sunday evening, with her 13-year-old daughter and 10-year-old son as passengers.

The car was on I-84 near the Connecticut border when the daughter called 911, saying her mother was “weaving in and out of traffic,” authorities said.

“Her initial call was that she was fearful [because] the mother was driving erratically and speaking incoherently, Capt. Robert Nuzzo of the New York State Police told CNN.

The daughter told the officers that her mother was intoxicated, police said. Hicks failed field sobriety tests and was taken in for processing, according to police, who said her blood alcohol content was 0.18 percent, more than twice the legal limit.

The audio recording and transcript of the girl’s 911 call will not be released, said Adam Stiebeling, deputy commissioner of the Putnam County Bureau of Emergency Services.

Nuzzo praised the teen for her quick thinking. “She was a terrified young girl who made a conscientious decision to get her mother arrested,” he said, “but it averted a tragedy.”

What a fucking hater, you know how many times some one I know and their 2 brothers (I am not talking about me and my two brothers I promise) rode home when their dad was drunker than Cooter Brown. Shit if she was a real kid she would have taken that a chance to get her first crack at driving; I know that is what my brother did. Ugh I mean someone I know’s brother.

Don’t eat so much Red Meat, Unless its Pussy!

I couldn’t help getting video of these two folks dancing when I was DJing last week. There was a buy pre-party going on at Kenichi, and I guess these 2 just let the rhythm hit them and they went with it. Do I really need to explain further?

Man wearing Darth Vader mask and cape robs Long Island bank with gun, shoves customer to floor

A lot of robbers use force. This one used the Force.

A bandit decked out in a Darth Vadar costume strolled into a Long Island bank on Thursday – and walked out with a wad of cash.

The villain looked ready for Halloween, wearing the “Star Wars” scoundrel’s signature mask and sweeping black cape.

He lost some authenticity points for a pair of camouflage pants.

The getup struck one customer as so funny that he started joshing with the Darth Robber after he strode into the Chase bank in Setauket. “The customer thought it might have been a joke, and not a serious attempt at a robbery,” said Suffolk County police Detective Sgt. William Lamb. But Darth wasn’t kidding – and he wasn’t going to be stopped by a non-Jedi Knight.

He won a “shoving match” against the incredulous customer before using his piece to order him to the floor, Lamb said.

And his weapon was no joke. He was carrying a pistol instead of a lightsaber.

Cops released a surveillance camera image yesterday showing Darth at the teller counter, loading bills into a bag, while the customer cowers on the floor.

The fake Darth made a quick-footed getaway, and the bank was still checking its drawers late yesterday to figure out how large his take was, Lamb said.

It was the second recent off-the-wall bank robbery. On Wednesday, NYPD cops arrested a man dubbed the “Bouquet Bandit,” saying he brought flowers and potted plants into banks he robbed.

Guess Times start getting hard when you sink all your money into 2 Death Stars.

Yes mother fuckers we are back, and back with a vengeance. A few people along with myself were a little upset that last Monday we were without mullets, well thanks to my buddies Deek, and Mel we have some great submissions.

Special shout out to Jonny Mack for risking life and limb to capture the last pic.

This one might be a witness protection mullet, hence the hat.

It has come to my attention that a lot of people have the PB&J game all fucked up, and I just don’t know what to do about it.

People are going around using wheat bread when making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Did I miss something here, did the terrorist win and no one told me? There is only one way to eat this iconic sandwich, and that is with white bread! Think about it when you see pictures of PB&J you don’t ever see wheat bread, ya know why? Because its fucking sacrilege!

There are people who are close to me who choose to break this rule, and I just can’t look them directly in the eye anymore.

Please tell me I am not alone in this; I need all of you readers to please chime in and give me your views on this. I know a lot of you do not like to comment, but I beg you to comment this time.

Also are you Crunchy or Creamy, and what is your jelly of choice.

I am for creamy and strawberry jam.

Today I was hanging out with my pals Addiel and Marvel, and after eating an amazing pizza and Baskin Robbins I was hit with a stroke of genius. I think if given a week I could turn any crazy jihadist into an all-American fun loving good guy. I ran this idea by the 2 guys and we all came together with an awesome plan.

See the way that I look at it is that all though flawed, America is one hell of a country and there is so much cool shit, and if these crazy terrorist fucks were given a chance to experience any of it I think they would buy a Chevy truck, and jam my 4th of July Mix

Here are the list of things that would change any Terrorist’s mind. Also please feel free to add your own via comment.

1. Boobs – think about it, these dudes don’t get to see any high quality boob. One night at a strip club will convert anyone

2. Ice Cream – it will make anyone smile, even the Lactose Intolerant

3. Air Condition – Its like 120 degrees in Iraq, shit that would make me mad too. Put these dudes in a room with a great AC, and they will be singing Yankee Doodle Dandy in no time.

4. Water Parks – if you’ve seen Bill and Ted’s you know what it did for Napoleon.

5. Cable – from softcore porn to midgets chasing pittbulls there has to be a show out there to capture the heart of any extremist.

6. Pizza/Hot Dogs/ Classic America food – I’m not really sure what the fuck these dudes eat, but i know its not anywhere near as good as what I’ve mentioned. Oh yea Steaks!!!

7. Rocky IV/ Roadhouse – no explanation needed.

8. Fireworks – because when we wanna blow shit up it looks magical and doesn’t involve buildings and kids.

9. Professional Sports – one homerun, slam dunk or touch down and that crazy blow shit up plan is out the window.

10. Boob – I was really trying to think of a good number 10 when I remembered just how awesome boobs are, and they deserve 2 spots. Ya know cause there are 2 boobs.

I’m pretty sure that the government needs to take this and make it a doctrine, because I’m 93.5 % sure that this will end all terrorism.

I honestly don’t know where to start with this one.

So, once a year Insane Clown Posse gathers all their fans together for a huge extravaganza. I think what started as a huge concert dedicated to mediocre rap has turned into a 4 day festival filled with mid-western white trash fun. If that isn’t enough to sell you the wonderful people at Psychopathic Records have pulled all their resources together to make this amazing infomercial.

Now if you know me you know I’m all about the infomercial, but boy is this an animal of it’s own. What you get with this video is the dynamic personalities of DJ Clay, Awesome Dre, and Sugar Slam telling you exactly why you need to be at this gathering.

I am astonished with all the acts that they have booked for this year’s show. Red and Meth really? Have they fell off this hard or were they just offered so much that they couldn’t say no? Spice 1, Warren G, Above the Law, and Lil Kim are a few more of the names they some how booked. Can you imagine the first phone call/E Mail these booking agents received?

If that isn’t enough they have Midgets and wrestling. How are you not sold by now, if you’re not don’t forget the family aspect of the Gathering. You have to respect how ICP is smart enough to play off the fact that they know their fan base is filled with kids who are outcast, amd crave love attention and the chance to be surrounded by their peers. Its scary to say that this is how cults start.

I’m not gonna lie, I want to DJ at this shit, just think of the blog footage I would get in just one day.

I’ve wanted to make a little mix like this for a while, and the other day Fresher Than’s MaePants tweeted that she wanted to hear one. That’s all I needed to push me to making it. Hope you all like it.

DOWNLOAD HERE!!!!!

Lemme know what you think, and like always 5 blog comments get you a track listing.

The other day I get a text message forward to me from my father, and for being a X Rated clip it was pretty funny. Not wanting tobbe selfish I decided to fwd the clip to my brothers and friends.

After 15 min of getting the LOL replies I get a call from my brother. However, when I said, “what up?” I didn’t get the reply I expected. In a broken English, this lady starts screaming bloody murder at me. She is calling me all kind of bad names, she then goes on to say that if I ever send nasty pictures to her 10 yr old daughters phone again that she will has my ass arrested.

Confused? Well what happened was when my brother hanged phone numbers I acidentally created a new contact for his new number, and did not erase his old number, so when I forwarded the text it went to the owner of his old number. Guess it belongs to a pre-teen.

Now as much as I wanted to apologize because I generally felt bad, I couldn’t help but want to laugh at her horrible English. I was trying so hard to say I was sorry, but she wanted no part of that.

Now what I am about to post is the video that I actually sent out. I don’t think the story would be as great without posting the video. I will warn you that this video is very NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!!!

I will leave you with the number 1 lesson that I’ve learned with all this. TEN YEAR OLDS DO NOT NEED FUCKING CELL PHONES!