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Blog Friday, September 3rd, 2010

2nd Annual DJ Eddie Deville vs Fishr Pryce Bet

With the NFL season upon us it is time to start putting on your colors and cheering your team on, just like me and DJ Eddie Deville do. Eddie is a fellow Bum Squad DJ who hails from Houston. (please don’t hold that against him) For some silly reason Eddie thinks that his Texans will be good this year; he thought the same thing last year, thus prompting our bet. Since our teams did not meet in the regular season we bet on who would have the better record. Since The Dallas Cowboys were the better team, I won Eddie’s money. This year he is just as crazy and has decided to bet the same 50 bucks.

Throughout the season I will make mini blogs updating each teams record, so that you the reader will know how much closer I am to taking Deville’s money.

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Fishr’s News: Attempted Suicide

A suburban Dallas man used a thin blade from a safety razor to slit his throat in an apparent suicide attempt Tuesday in the courtroom where a judge had just sentenced him to 40 years in prison.

Marcial Anguiano, 47, of Duncanville, was taken from the Dallas County court house on a stretcher with his neck covered in bandages, state District Judge Larry Mitchell said.

Anguiano, who was talking as he was carried out, was hospitalized in stable condition, Dallas County sheriff’s spokeswoman Kim Leach said. The blade cut into muscle but did not strike an artery.

Anguiano took the stand Tuesday and said he hoped to be sentenced to probation after pleading guilty to aggravated assault for cutting his niece with a butcher knife. But the judge, influenced by the defendant’s five previous prison stints, instead sentenced him to 40 years.

“He looked up at me kind of quizzically and said, ’40 years?’” Mitchell told The Associated Press in a telephone interview. “And I said, ‘Yes, 40 years.’”

Anguiano immediately pulled out the razor blade and “put it to his throat hard, and blood started gushing out,” Mitchell said.

The courtroom bailiffs rushed the defendant, handcuffed him and led him to the holding cell adjacent to the courtroom, where he waited until paramedics arrived.

No one else was injured.

“If the bailiffs hadn’t intervened, he was certainly capable of causing his own death,” Mitchell said.

Anguiano bled on the railing that separates the courtroom audience from the front of the court, and on the first row of benches. Mitchell’s court shut down for about 30 minutes while custodians cleaned up the mess. Court was back in session by late morning.

Defense attorney Juan Sanchez told The Dallas Morning News he saw his client “do something with his right arm” when Mitchell issued the sentence. Sanchez did not immediately return a message left by the AP.

Before the hearing began, a bailiff noticed Anguiano holding something in his hand. The bailiff ordered the defendant to put the object down on the defense table. He complied, and the bailiff confiscated one blade. But a second blade went undiscovered.

Inmates are searched and receive a patdown before being transferred from the jail, which is next to the courthouse and connected underground, Leach said. Inmates receive safety razors at the jail for shaving but are not allowed to keep them.

“We have great safety procedures and policies in place, but we are looking to see how this happened,” Leach said. “If there was human error involved, there could be possible disciplinary action.”

It is unclear whether Anguiano will face additional charges for sneaking contraband into court. Mitchell said his actions were almost certainly illegal but speculated that the “40-year sentence is probably more than enough for him.”

Mitchell said the sheriff’s department, which runs the jail, and bailiffs “already do a terrific job.”

“I have always felt very safe in the courtroom as a lawyer and a judge,” Mitchell said.

Fresher Pryce Field Reporter Addiel Fucking G says, “Man What a Drama Queen!!”

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Thank You Reader

Just wanted to take this time to take every one of you all that come by daily to read my damn nonsense.

I leave ya’ll with this

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Mullet Monday: A Family Affair


This is my brother Ed, he’s had many a mullet. This is the first pic I found, hopefully more to come.


This is a Texas Rangers Mullet – not to be confused with Walker Texas Ranger, who had a mullet at one point in time. But like Ranger Walker, this dude too had cat like ninja moves and escaped our camera many times.


This mullet was so sneaky he moved his head just enough for me not to get a full mullet shot, but you can tell what’s going on atop of his head. No trickin’ us!


If this mullet doesn’t scream deport me, I don’t know what does.

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This Post is Useless

I just really want to let you all know that I am on a plane sitting in First Class, and I am posting this blog. I will be in Philly soon To DJ Mic King’s Birthday Party and I rule…….

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Dear Aaron Sanchez:

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

I watch enough Food Network to think that you are a complete toolbag. I hate the way he tries to ass the church his name up by putting the spanish ump on it. I see though that shit just be real and go by (air un) instead of (ah ron) I know a few Mexicans named Aaron and none of them try to church up their names, neither do their Spanish speaking parents.

This fucker is always such an ass when he is a judge on the show Chopped I think dude is just biter that he failed with the quickness when he was on the show, Next Iron Chef, give it up holmes you can’t be the Simon Cowell of Food Network.

I want to go to one of his establishments in New York, because I bet he tries to church up simple ass dishes, like adding saffron to rice, or portabella mushroom tamales.

Its late and I’m a little delirious, but I mean everything I just typed. FUCK YOU AARON SANCHEZ!!!

Oh yea I forgot to mention When his show Chef vs City
hit Dallas they stopped by Famous Dallas spot Dallas Tortillas and Tamale Factory, and boy did he fucking douche it up when they had to make tamales. It was that very moment that I decided that I hated his stupid guts. I wish I would have known he was going to be in Dallas at Dallas Tortillas, because I know the owners and I would have found a way to sneak in their factory just to tell him that he was a douche!!!!

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My New Favorite Show: Swamp People

History Channel has won me over with their new show, Swamp People. Its bad enough that they have dug their hooks into me with Pawn Stars and American Pickers, but this Swamp People has me hoping its Sunday already. You know because that is when the new shows air.

What is this show I speak of you ask? Well the History Channel follows 5 crews around the swamps of Louisiana as they hunt Aligator. There is something to be said about people fucking crazy enough to chase after animals that are pretty much dinosaur like killing machines. Seeing what this gator does to this fucking guy has me astonished that anyone would ever mess with these guys.

To make the show even better, the people they follow are special characters; you have Troy Landry who is my favorite. I mean this guy is just Cajun all the way, and I have found myself trying to speak like him the last 2 days.

Troy is in the middle

I learned that Troy has been chasing a gator he named Big-Head for the last two year, and he is said to be 12-13 feet and maybe 800 lbs; you will have to watch yourself to see if he is caught or not. The series just started so you won’t have trouble catching up, and the new episodes come on Sundays.

I hope you all enjoy it as much as I do.

Although, I hope they never catch this Gator

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White People Can Dance

Do I really need to explain much?

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New Mix: White Girl Approved!!!

I made this mix with white girls dancing in the club in mind. I like getting booked at good clubs, and hopefully this mix will help me do that more often. My favorite White Girl Kalyn approves of this mix, and I hope the rest of you all do too.

DOWNLOAD HERE AND REMEMBER ITS A TOP 40/ CLUBBY MIX

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Mullet Monday

Man Mullet Monday has been going strong the last couple week, and I can’t be happier. This week we have guest submissions from my super homey, Jungii Murphy, and Twitter Promo superhero Special K.


We Even captured a Trendy Apple iMullet

Maybe Mullet? You be the judge!


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