Now I know that we all think about the coming zombie apocalypse from time to time, and the main thing that most of us think about is whether or not we’re prepared. Worrying about zombie apocalypse preparedness is now a thing of the past! OpticsPlanet.com is proud to present: the Zombie Extermination, Research and Operation pack, or Z.E.R.O., contains 49 essential tools to survive the wasteland
There is no room for error when dealing with the undead. Our Z.E.R.O. (Zombie Extermination, Research and Operations) Kit takes into account all the different aspects of surviving the looming zombie apocalypse. When the undead hordes rise from their shallow graves to wreak havoc on all decent civilization, you’ll need to both fight back (Extermination), and find a cure (Research).
The set includes tactical gear, Delta Operator packs, night vision optics, laser and thermal sights, gunsmithing equipment, tools for reloading bullets after use, tactical knives, water purification tools, portable solar panels, laboratory equipment (including a compound microscope) and all kinds of other useful items. While you do have to supply your own guns, this set takes care of just about everything else. Priced at only $24,000, this set is something that I will seriously be considering taking a loan to purchase.
Some of the items included:
Pretty cool, but…49 items? That’s such an odd number. They couldn’t think of one more item…even toilet paper or something…to make it 50?
Hey Luke…what is your credit card number again?
my zombie apocalypse survival kit consists of mainly two items:
- ample supply of Twinkies: these things have no shelf life and are said to last forEVER
- peanut butter: you can shmear pb on anything: twigs, leaves, bugs
these things are good to stock for any natural disaster, too
I don’t plan to stick around and fight so my escape plan is simple:
load up my twinkies, peanut butter, bottles of water and my dawg into my kayak and head for water. zombies can’t swim and I can paddle faster than they can shamble. I will paddle either to a near-by island or to a Coast Guard bouy and wait for the Coasties to rescue me..spread the word!
Lets ask the real questions here. Can you get a zombie chick pregnant? I’m pretty sure if you were to trap a really hot zombie, and put a muzzle on it. You might have a chance. I’d also like to know if a zombie is fat at the time it turns, will it lose weight due to not eating regularly? Or does the stored fat just keep because the body is dead? And finally, what happens to all the brains that the zombie eats? Does it shit it out, or what?
Good points Darth… It gives a whole new meaning to brainfart doesn’t it?