While I’m not really sure what she’s promoting this month, Rihanna is appearing on yet another magazine cover. This time its Esquire UK’s turn. They’ve posted five photos and a video of her latest photoshoot.
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There are a lot of things I like about this chick, besides the fact that she’s smoking hott. But the best I think is that I know she can take the long girth of a real man. I’d love to plot my full length into the upper parts of her intestines. And if that wasn’t enough for her, I’d tie my ball-sack to stretch the length of my dong to add another inch or two. I got that idea straight out of “Fifty Shades of Grey”. (James, pg. 234, para. 4) (That’s MLA citing, by the way) And if that didn’t work, I’d reverse Total Recall* on her and go with a three dong approach. (*See Total Recall for three tit lady)
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