Todays 10 Days of Xmas comes from the good homie Fabian Rodelo. He is known for loving all kinds of music from hardcore to electro and loves to flaunt the fact that he had Whataburger for lunch.
Well, let’s see: LaserTigers are taken. Balls I already have. Although I’ve yet to teabag anyone. For christmas, about 8 years ago, I got a 12-inch dildo – where you squeeze the balls and half of the plastic cock goes flying at whatever you were aiming at. Fun times for the entire family! If I had to be honest though, it would probably be a time machine. And it would be a TIIIIIIGHT tight race for which one I would really want. A. There’s the Delorean – a classic and wonderful piece of machinery. B. There would be the time machine from the movie which is aptly titled: The Time Machine. I could see JFK’s assassination and see who did it! I could rape a dinosaur, save Billy Mays or see if Houston really did do 600 dudes. I think it was more like 438. Imagine all the wonders you could witness AS THEY HAPPEN! From Dinosaurs to Aliens. For travelling into the future is easy as mac-n-cheeze! So, if there really is a santa, yo homie… hook me up with a time machine!
mmm… dinosaur rape. it’s the best.
Nothing cooler than the Delorean.