Around this time of the year a certain confusion and pain seems to fill the sweet winter air. What the fuck am I supposed to get you for Christmas? Although I am a fan of the simple ‘nothing’ answer, most people would consider me an asshole. This year [fresherthan] is here to help. There’s really no point in buying your friends and family some crap they won’t want so follow our gift guide and you will save Christmas in no time.
1. The Think Geek Tauntaun Sleeping Bag
Inspired by one of the most famous scenes from The Empire Strikes Back, the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag puts you right inside the famous Star Wars film (and the tauntaun) in a comfy interpretation of Luke Skywalker. This might smell bad, kid, but it will keep you warm.
$99 at Thinkgeek.com
2. Suck Uk’s Christmas Declarations
These great Christmas Tree Ornaments will add a little spark to any tree. Not only are these a great way to show how cool you are by saying ’screw tradition, I have ideals’, but each purchase will contribute to the Ctrl.Alt.Shift’s fight against global conflict.
£20 (set of 6) at Suck.uk.com
3. Star Wars New Era
Okay so maybe we love Star Wars a little too much, but we’re trying to assume that everyone else does too. The Star Wars New Era Collaboration is a great way to get your hands on some cool collectibles. Each hat takes inspiration from different characters in the Star Wars universe and places them neatly on a fitted hat.
￥7,140+ at New Era Japan
4. Custom T-shirt from Armhole.com
Armhole.com is a Dallas based t-shirt maker that really loves t-shirt art. They’ve been quietly taking over the custom tee business with their awesome T-shirt Bar Parties where they provide a custom shirt bar at any location you wish. They can put anything on a t-shirt with no minimums and almost no limits.
Armhole.com for a custom quote
5. The Hundreds DeLorean
Upon completion of their recent collaboration with DeLorean Motor Company, The Hundreds detailed and wrapped this matte black DMC-12 with their famous Jags pattern. The car is the crowing piece to the collection and is for sale.
Email thinfo@thehundreds.com for serious inquiries only
6. Acrylick x Fresherthan Collab
Of course we couldn’t tell you to buy stuff without trying to trick you into buying OUR stuff. Our limited edition collaboration with LA based clothing company, Acrylick, can still be purchased online and we think it’s be swell if you got one for all of your friends.
$25 at Moose Ltd
7. Breakdancing Robot
Because who on Earth wouldn’t want one?
Too much money even in your dreams
I want the sleeping bag, the delorean, and a custom shirt from Armhole that says ihatebenjaminescobar. Thanks Santa.